I love a good, old fashioned barney. That’s what King David said just before he led the Israelites into the city of Troy inside a giant wooden horse and was subsequently beheaded by Richard the Lionheart. (I’m a bit sketchy on the details but I think that’s the gist of what happened, although, who knows, I was sick the day they did history). And it is with those words of battle ringing in my ears that I embark on this, my historic first foray into what I hope will become a quad-weekly (every four weeks) essay exploring the murkier corners of Christendom. If all goes well, I may consider making it a monthly thing.
And what better way to cut this baby’s cord - to use an inappropriate metaphor - than to let rip with a vicious diatribe against one of the most subversive, manipulative and downright evil films that the world has ever seen. Unfortunately, a legal injunction prevents me from doing so, so instead I will talk about The Da Vinci Code. The talking car movie will get its comeuppance, though, make no mistake.
The Da Vinci Code has been a cinematic phenomenon, breaking box office records worldwide and making millions of dollars for its producers through ticket sales, advertising revenue and promotional tie-ins such as McDonalds happy meals and Tom Hanks action figures. The one that spews forth quotes from the movie, such as, “Gimme a break, not another stupid anagram” and “Run, Robert Langdon, run!” is admittedly quite ingenious. The movie’s success has been so unprecedented that apparently a novel has even been released of the same name. Read the rest of this entry »